Welcome back listeners! Jake and Simon have been away for some time but fear not – they have returned with a bumper 63 minute long episode. ‘How low would you go?’ is explored TWICE, thanks to two listeners writing some disturbing scenarios. Jake revisits his paranoia that bananas are going to become extinct. Simon has written the most melancholy chapter of nose erotica the world has ever heard, as well as reading the worst Harry Potter fan fiction the internet has ever produced. Plus a whole lot of quarreling, laughing, belching and general faffing about.