Jake and Simon are painfully sober and ramble on like idiots. After Jake explains his absence, we launch into a brand new segment ‘Simon Says’, read out Jake’s new chapter of the erotic nose fiction, discuss the divine being in the toilet, talk about the perils of drinking ceiling juice, corporate sponsorships, rehearse a transcript from a recent murder case and some poorly written fan fiction, do some monologue museum and talk about obese Kookaburra’s.
Russell Hawkins, as discussed in episode 13.
Nicole Kidman ala BMX Bandits, as discussed in episode 12.
Drawn to celebrate our web series, Plastic Explosives.
Pimp Monk, as discussed in episode 9 (our drunkest episode).
Bertie Beetle, as discussed in episode 8.
The Jake & Simon Prize Sack. Feeling lucky, punk?