Tune in and watch Simon almost kill Jake with hot sauce.
Jake and Simon return after a long hiatus, with Jake almost dieing from overexposure to hot sauce. They do some housekeeping and explain their absence, discuss all manner of the absurd and introduce two new segments: Monologue Museum and the Ork Awards. Fart Stories get retired but Devil’s Advocate and How Low Would You Go return.
- Evil Princess Wand
- Smithsonian Employee Accused of Raping 2500-year old Egyptian Mummy
- Japanese Scientist Invents Singing Mouse
- Japanese Suction Cup Sign for Commuters
- Read About Chewbacca’s Death
We go baroque, we rap (poorly), we do Devil’s Advocate and How Low Would You Go, we talk pornographic paper airplanes, lighting farts, using museum bathrooms and much more! Ever wonder what a Full-Donald is?
Join us as we drink a little too much and find out the importance of planning ahead.
All opinions and impersonations are purely for comedic value… We blame the Four Loko. Want to read the ridiculous murder mystery script? Click here.
Welcome to Episode One. Slightly more refined (unlike Star Wars Episode One), Simon and Jake (and the Beast) return with your favourite segments… Fart Stories, Devil’s Advocate & How Low Would You Go are covered – plus some other depraved nonsense!
The Jake & Simon Prize Sack. Feeling lucky, punk?
The pilot episode that started it all. Pseudonyms to protect the innocent.